WANTED: Female Native English Speaker

I feel a bit awkward myself to sort of misuse the forum as the small ads, and if any of my fellow artists or the administrators consider this inappropriate please feel free to flag the post accordingly.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, as they say, and I’m having a hard time to find someone not much older than 60, with a lively attitude who would like to participate in the current recording. She’d say a couple of sentences and laugh a few times in the epilogue of a song, and it would be totally sufficient if she recorded the required text on a smartphone somewhere quiet and sent an MP3 as an email attachment.

Anyone in the privileged position of being able to help out please contact me via The Stepford Crash Pilots’ bandcamp page, I’ll explain the details. I’d be most grateful!

Mind you, this is not a business proposal, we’re only in it for the love of it. But the person in question will recieve top billing, how’d you like that?

Thanx for your attention,
Good Night!

CF